Vinnie Barbarino as Kylo Ren

Posted in computer art, short stories on December 20th, 2015 by J.E.Moores

Vinnie Barbarino as Kylo Ren

Spoilers galore, Star Wars The Force Awakens evilBay.com review:

A good bad guy is what makes a movie great. Some of the best are, the Wicked Witch of the West, Colonel Kurtz, Hannibal Lecter, Frank from Blue Velvet, and Darth Vader to name a few. My biggest leap with the latest Star Wars movie was the Sith Lord guy. He was even weaker than Darth Maul who didn’t put up much of a fight either. I left the movie not remembering his name, having to search for Kylo Ren on Google. First up, he looked like Vinnie Barbarino, and I had a hard time not imagining him in a black leather Sweat Hogs coat, which was very distracting. He wasn’t bad ass enough, and this is why: When brought bad news, he destroys his own ship in an embarrassing tantrum instead of slaying the messenger. I think the Resistance should have considered planting a bad news messenger to constantly bring him bad news and have the Great Sith Lord Barbarino destroy the ship for them. “I am sorry sir, the droid got away again…” Smash – Crash – Bang – Boom… plus who would wear such a stupid mask if it was not a life support system? Insecure much? All image, no substance. Bad bad guy. Bad!

Also, J.J., good buddy,  a longer mourning period for Han Solo. I want to see Chewbacca more upset, or a quick Wookie death rite with Chewy burying or burning some personal item… not just happy and horny to fly off with Rey… (although I can understand his excitement), the viewers needed more time to feel the loss of Solo, the most interesting human of the entire franchise. Give us time to cry… the pacing seemed off there.

Thanks Disney for the new Star Wars The Force Awakens movie. I had fun, and I want to see it again and again, already.

King James’ Wooden Leg

Posted in short stories on March 27th, 2015 by J.E.Moores

Snotgrass Wooden Leg promo

I heard that King James got the Kindle App for his wooden leg just in time for the free Snotgrass promo starting April 1 All Fools Day!

 

Today’s can of worms

Posted in comic book, computer art, doom and gloom, fear mongering, short stories on February 4th, 2015 by J.E.Moores

My job is done here. You're welcome.

I believe it is the artist’s role to shake things up. Not paint pretty pictures, but make you think. Questions are better than answers. My favorite medium is your mind.

The Tale Of Jimmie Nubbins

Posted in comic book, pen and ink, short stories on February 28th, 2014 by J.E.Moores

The Tale Of Jimmie Nubbins

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Born Against FREE MP3s

Posted in born against, doom and gloom, fear mongering, mp3, music, short stories, traffic report on December 20th, 2012 by J.E.Moores

Born Against FREE MP3s

FREE Music MP3s:

God Don’t Give A Crap
Walk With The Lord
YCG2H4T
Every Living Seed
Forgive Our Fuckin’ Sins
Jews Killed Jesus
Nondenominational Word
All 7 Songs

Halloween Cartoons

Posted in animation, computer art, kid's art, music, short stories, video on October 15th, 2012 by J.E.Moores

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Born Against : Hardcore Christian Folk Music

Posted in born against, comic book, doom and gloom, fear mongering, music, pen and ink, short stories, traffic report on August 6th, 2012 by J.E.Moores

Born Against

I wish there was a sect of Christianity that was more about the man than the myth. I dig Jesus in a big way, but I don’t believe in any of the malarkey. That’s right, I think the man’s words of love, peace, and forgiveness is enough. I don’t need an Immaculate Conception, Resurrection, Harrowing of Hell, or Ascension to hear the truth in what the man taught during his life time.

After attending a Tenacious D concert, on the drive home I got to wondering what the D would be like if they were to become Born Again. I imagined them writing songs about their love for Jesus, but still cussing a lot. I thought it would be funny to write a few songs, but then more and more ideas continued to hit me and I wrote a lot more songs than I ever intended. The Born Against project started to take over my mind and situations would make me think, I have to go write a song about that.

I have always enjoyed using my sense of humor when writing songs. I like playful mischief when I make art or write. My previous solo music project was My Friends Are All Jerks, which were songs where I make fun of my closest friends. It’s funny to write songs just to bug my friends. It’s the concept that cracks me up most. Once I get a concept in my head, the rest just pours forth ready or not.

Born Against is not anti-Christian, in fact it’s Hardcore Christian. The voice is something like, ‘I fuckin’ love the Lord Jesus!’, kind of lyrics. The gritty cussin’ lyrics combined with a strong faith in the Lord shocks my ears every time I hear it, and then it cracks me up because it’s so weird to hear those attitudes together. If this sort of thing offends you, don’t worry. God has a wicked sense of humor.

My Friends Are All Jerks

Posted in computer art, mp3, music, short stories, traffic report, video on August 6th, 2012 by J.E.Moores

My Friends Are All Jerks

This is a music project from 2007 where I make fun of a few of my closest friends. If I have not recorded a song about you yet, you are still not safe. It’s coming…

My Friends Are All Jerks – Click below for FREE MP3s

Vlad The Inhaler
Scott Cordner
Mitchell Vaillant’s Toe Nails
Mark Harvey’s 3rd Eye
Johnny Fox
Carlmais
Matt Rummler
Louisa
My Friends Are All Jerks
Evil Twin

Video: Louisa