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King James’ Wooden Leg

Snotgrass Wooden Leg promo

I heard that King James got the Kindle App for his wooden leg just in time for the free Snotgrass promo starting April 1 All Fools Day!


doom and gloom fear mongering

Label GMOs?

GMO inside

Maine is pushing toward labeling GMO foods. Personally I support banning and burning them. Labels actually support GMO production. Organic food is already labeled. Here’s my slogan when shopping: If it don’t say Organic, it’s Satanic!

I wonder what the GMO warning labels will look like. This is what I’d like to see… GMO inside, or Got GMOs? Yeah.

If it don't say ORGANIC it's SATANIC